Apparently the latest craze in pre nuptial agreements are these new weight clauses potential spouses are signing prior to taking the marital plunge. Here are just a few of these interesting pre-nup requests:
- No piano playing while the husband is home
- Wife can’t wear anything green
- Husband gets $100,000 if wife weighs over 170 pounds
- Wife not allowed to cut her hair
- If husband cheats, he must pay the wife a ‘bonus’ of up to $5 million
Still I know there are so many people who would play devil’s advocate and say– hey if I married a person who was 120 pounds- and she gained 40 pounds wellÂ she is NO LONGER the same person I married. And I get it- and as a woman I think that is fair butÂ extremely superficial. But I thought I’d get my sugardaddy’s perspective on all of this- being that men are notoriously visual creatures and are likely the ones asking for these clues in their pre-nup agreements- far more than the women are- what his take on these NEVER GAIN WEIGHT IN YOUR MARRIAGE pre-nups?
Me: So honey would you have asked me not to gain 20 pounds which by the way I did ( and then some) over the course of our marriage??
The sugar daddy: It didn’t matter, you have to be happy with yourself. If you were happy with yourself, I’m happy with you. The person you were inside never changed, even with the weight gain.
Me: Really, you didn’t feel like I had changed from the girl you married being overweight and that you were sold a false bill of goods?
The sugar daddy: you were still beautiful to me. Of course now that you have lost that weight I think YOU are happier with yourself. But whether you were 95 or 140 pounds your essence was still the woman I loved.
Me: So what would you say to a groom who is asking his soon to be wife to sign this kind of agreement?
The sugardaddy: Maybe he doesn’t know his wife that well, maybe he’s not sure about getting married to begin with, and this weight clause is just an excuse for his cold feet. What is this guy going to do when his wife gets pregnant. It’s going to take her a while to lose the weight- so he better be happy with her on the inside because the outside is not always going to be perfect.
GOOD POINTS SUGARDADDY… I knew there was a reason I married this man…