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These past three weeks have tested my endurance as a human being on EVERY.SINGLE.LEVEL. Between dealing with the very real pain that 11 year old girls are capable of inflicting on one another and attempting to rebuild my daughter’s sense of self one compliment at a time and having my neighbor’s adult-son who lives in his parent’s basement (aka he will now be referred to as the troll) pull up beside my two tiny shih tzus and I as we were walking down my block and scream out a barrage of expletives describing how he will kill me and my dogs if he ever sees us walking down the street again…well kids it’s been a VERY taxing couple of days.
Not to worry I am on my way to my local police precinct today to report him- because LORD Knows you simply can’t take any threats as meaningless harm. And someone who would UNPROVOKED simply start raving like a stark mad lunatic- is a person I think needs to be on the cops radar. Forget the fact that he has completely spoiled what has always been a beautiful exercise for me- but I am hoping once I file the report and bring a copy over to show his MOTHER, that he will keep his distance.
And as for the 11 year old dramas and the evil that can only lurk in the heart of girls- who I’ve come to learn are not at all full of sugar and spice and everything nice- I’ve removed my girl from the situation, because she’s 11 and right now- I have the power to protect her- and wellÂ I think life is tough enough, and there is no need for her to be picked on and chastised by a gaggle full of mean girls.. She’ll have PLENTY of time throughout her adulthood to deal with women and the evil that lurks behind their highlighted hair and plastic pouts.
So yes married my sugar daddy readers- when life hands you enough stress to choke on MAKE some margaritas! We’re giving away a MargaritavilleÂ® Explorerâ„¢ CORDLESS Frozen ConcoctionÂ® Maker No Cord-No problem! The MargaritavilleÂ® Explorerâ„¢ CORDLESS Frozen ConcoctionÂ® Maker allows you to create margaritas, daiquiris, and all the favorite frozen concoctions on the BEACH, in the YARD, at the PARK, before the big GAME, and just about anywhere!
This portable margarita maker party starter on-the-go, packs a heavy duty 18-volt rechargeable battery that can produce up to 60 restaurant quality frozen drinks on a single chargeâ€¦ thatâ€™s 20 36-oz pitchers!Â Designed for durability and sure-handed operation, the rugged portable design features an extra wide base for stability, a premium metallic finish and oversized controls with soft rubber touch points.Â (MSRP: $299.99 â€“ Available at www.MargaritavilleCargo.com)
And as tailgating and Labor Day gatherings are drawing near this party-on-the-go gadget MargaritavilleÂ® Explorerâ„¢ CORDLESS Frozen ConcoctionÂ® MakerÂ makesÂ an excellent co-host all season long!
For a chance to NAB this party-on-the-go gadget MargaritavilleÂ® Explorerâ„¢ CORDLESS Frozen ConcoctionÂ® Maker leave a comment on this blog post with one way you deal with stress. For a second entry you can LIKE married my sugar daddy on facebook and for a third entry you can follow @MelissaSChapman on twitter and retweet this giveaway! Good luck giveaway ends July 30th!