On why my husband has no desire to ogle the Hooters Calendar girls

Writing a blog called Married my sugar daddy I get invited to many titillating –to put it mildly– events. And while my husband was certainly ready to accompany me to the PORN STARS awards show- his recent revelation when I asked if he’d like to accompany me to the Hooter’s Calendar girls fete- has me slightly puzzled.


Let’s break it down shall we…

The Husband:
“I have no desire to see pretty women that I can’t have. Why do I need to see pretty women I have you”.

That’s guy speak for: Where does it get me-it doesn’t get me anything- I can’t have these women, so why pay the toll to cross the bridge and parking to see these women.”

Me; the wife: “But Honey don’t all guys just want to be around beautiful women, even if they know they can only look but not touch?”

The husband:
“It’s not that I’m not interested in beautiful women- but what’s in it for me?”

That’s Man Speak for “Honey it’s not like you’re going to give me the keys to a hotel room and your blessing to get it on with a Hooters girl, there’s no way you’d allow anyone within even 10 feet of my lap so really honey why would you even ask me to go?”

Me, the wife: “Wait are you saying that you’d get a lap dance if I told you, you could?!”

The Husband:
“I’m married, I’m so passed that- it doesn’t make me want you anymore which is what my goal is- to be dedicated to you.”

That’s husband speak for, “You’re my wife, you’re the only one I’m interested in, if I feel the need to be interested in someone else- then Houston we’ve got a problem. ”

Me the wife: So why do men frequent strip clubs and why aren’t you interested?

The husband:
“Some men are still looking for attention from pretty women, even if those women are being paid to give them attention. I don’t like to pay for things.”

That’s my husband…

Comments

  1. elissapr says

    OMG, Melissa – this is one of your FUNNIEST posts ever. And quite frankly…YOU could have been in that calendar!