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Have I mentioned that the last handsome, sturdy and durable wallet I bought my husband to replace the George Constanza bursting at the seams, broken zipper and all one-was SWIFTLY returned by my husband who when asked why he felt the need to make a trip to return said gift rather than just USE it said, “I don’t need another wallet the one I have is just fine.”
Here’s the thing- my husband is not a good gift receiver– the man doesn’t really want anything. All he really needs is a transistor Gilligan Island radio. Of course being that it’s Father’s Day. my kids REALLY want to get him something- just to show him in their own small way how much they adore him…because I’VE given UP!
So I asked the Sugar Daddy what men like him REALLY want for Father’s Day and this is what he said:
“I don’t really need stuff. I just love being around my family, barbecuing on a nice warm Sunday afternoon, watching or listening to the game and that’s it.”
Me: Let’s break this down shall we. There is NOTHING you want..nothing?
The Sugar Daddy: No.
The Sugar Daddy: If I can exercise then I have everything I need.
Me: But I thought all men love their tech toys?
The Sugar Daddy: I’m technically illiterate. All I need is a radio.
Me: But what about other men- you think they would say they want to spend the day with their family and barbecue- I thought they and you would just want to be left alone- and not asked to do ANYTHING?
The Sugar Daddy: I think most dads want to spend Father’s Day with their kids–of course NONE of us want to do any mundane chores- so feel free to take that off my plate this Sunday.
Me: So really- there is no present I can give you besides for SEX?!
The Sugar Daddy: Just your love- oh and you walk the dogs tomorrow.
But all kidding aside- if you really want to get your man a father’s day gift keep reading for a few of my favorite Armitron Watches for #FathersDay one for – the adventurous Dad the sophisticated Dad the Sporty Dad and the Trendy Papa!
Rugged Adventurer Dad: The adventurous Dad this is the guy that may not be able to get life insurance but he lives life on his terms, he takes up boxing he goes hang gliding and sky diving and his idea of a hike is to go rock climbing on a dangerous mountain. You love this guy but he may not last.
Match any of your outdoor gear with the design of this stainless steel Armitron Adventure watch. It takes your weekend outdoor plans and transforms them into an long adventure with its solar-powered design. On just one full charge from any type of light, your watch will work continuously for up to 4 months. Go ahead. Don’t rush. Take your time.
Never again wander through your adventures without knowing the time when the sun goes down. Powered by Visible247TM, the dial glows vibrantly for up to 4 hours throughout your adventure, making the journey more about you getting lost in your environment than in time.
Weather can change your adventure plans quickly. With a Barometer, Temperature Reference and a Weather Station all built in, this Armitron Adventure watch is ready to get you through your journey while matching your style in yellow or black. Add these features to the Altimeter to recognize the shift in your environment, and you are ready to go explore!
Fashion Conscious Dad: The Trendy Papa has the latest gadget as soon as they come out has a state of the art home theater and loves the fast car that makes everybody take notice. He is a great guy but sometimes a little too into his stuff.
With a one touch, two button fold-over buckle this watch is great for everyday and formal occasions.
Affordable luxury has never looked so good. Treat your trendy papa to this stylish stainless steel watch.
Sophisticated/Office Dad: As I’m concerned we are all sophisticated in our own way but this guy likes the ballet and opera, give him a museum and he is there with his headset on, and he can help with homework like no other.
This black leather strapped gold watch is the ideal pairing of class and subtly. Prepare to make a statement with this analog watch strapped to your wrist.
Traditional at its best. This gold tone analog watch with a genuine brown leather strap will enhance even the best dressed’s style.
Two-zone LCD display with sub dials including day, date, time, and seconds. Chronograph functions with lap time, alarm, dual time, military time, and backlight functions.
This durable men’s digital sports watch is the perfect accessory for training and looking great.
So which dad is your man and which watch would match his personality?