I’ve been blessed with a rather large set of girls since the very tender age of 13. In fact when I was 22 and waitressing one of my restaurant manager’s girlfriend “accused me” of lying about my boob job. Hand to Gd- I have had no boob work done- and this would be VERY apparent were I to take a gander on a topless beach… The cold hard truth is my girls need to be strapped into one of those industrial strength bras,Â you know the ones with 8,000 hooks…And let me tell you something there is NOTHING sexy about one of those straight jacket like bras– for some reason the bra companies think us big breasted girls don’t need to bother with feminine frilly lace and racy colors— because our BOOBS don’t need any extra special TLC or attention. AND that’s where these bra and lingerie companies are COMPLETELY missing the boat!!Â And I must say I envy my smaller boobed girls- who get to prance around in matching cutesy bra and panty sets, while I am strapped into a very sensible and completely SEXLESS bra and panty set ( the kind I’m assuming my grandma would’ve sported in the 1800’s).
Which is why I am REALLY excited about the brand spanking new Lifetime Reality show Double Divas – http://www.mylifetime.com/
And I am ESPECIALLY in LOVEÂ these bra tips straight from the “boob whisperers” themselves Molly and Cynthia:
-Every women should own at least seven bras
-You should have a bra for every day of the week because you wear them every day of the week
-If you think you’re a D, you’re probably a G
-You should also have two to three basics, sport, strapless, sexy/fun and black lace bras
-If it’s remotely visible, it’s not a secret
-The newest bra trends are: high-waisted brief, panty with garters coupled with a retro bullet bra and sheer cups in neon colors
-If you only have one bra, make it a black lace bra
Of course I will be GLUED to Lifetime TVÂ for the premiere of #DoubleDivas on @lifetimetv January 10 at 10/9c http://bit.ly/SQmyP to watch theÂ “boob whisperers” themselves Molly and Cynthia work their magic and will be happliy Tweeting along with @Lifetimemoms and TAKING lots of notes! Who is joining me?!